What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 12:50

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Have you been arrested or investigated?
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…